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Düsseldorf-Eller Mitte station is located in the district of Eller in the German city of Düsseldorf in the German state of North Rhine-Westphalia. It is on the Düsseldorf–Solingen line and is classified by Deutsche Bahn as a category 5 station. It is served by Rhine-Ruhr S-Bahn line S 1 every 20 minutes, Stadbahn line U75, operating every 10 minutes, tram line 701, operating every 10 minutes and two bus routes: 723 and 724, operated by Rheinbahn.
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