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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}

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{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}

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