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Melodies of Vera Quarter is a 1973 Georgian musical film directed by Giorgi Shengelaia.
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Come Dance with Me! is the sixteenth studio album by American vocalist Frank Sinatra, released on January 5, 1959.
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The Amphitheater Pezinok is an amphitheater and a summer cinema located on Cajlanská Street 7 in Cajla, Pezinok, Slovakia.
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